Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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