STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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