is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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