Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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