I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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