I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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