You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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