I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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