Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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