Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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