Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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