Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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