Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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