They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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