you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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