it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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