You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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