You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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