she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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