its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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