once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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