I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
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