Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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