We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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