Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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