But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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