so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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