Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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