Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Randomize
