Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He better not be in your backpack
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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