I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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