were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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