Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
