they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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