I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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