She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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