Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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