he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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