She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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