in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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