Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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