Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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