This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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