I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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