Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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