3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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