When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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