I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She announced her abortion via fbk
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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