It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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