idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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